Wednesday, February 11, 2009

deddy ism

Scene: dad, mark and me, sitting at the table eating. mark says, "Kate, let me know when you're done eating so I can tell my story. Your dad could handle it, but not you"

Dad: Nothing turns my stomach accept for putting a plate behind me.


it took me a minute to process what he said, and then i started laughing!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Deddy ism of the day




mom and i are now sharing the responsibility of posting deddyisms. There have been several since he retired but we never post them right away and then forget... so here is one for today

scene: in the living room, mom is talking about how many clothes she needs to hem before wednesday. Dad realizes he has 2 pair that could use hemming too so he goes to get them.

me and mom (at the same time): Why do your pants need to be hemmed if they are fishing pants?

Dad: Cause you don't want to insult the fish by looking like shit!


WHAT?