Deddy ism of the day

mom and i are now sharing the responsibility of posting deddyisms. There have been several since he retired but we never post them right away and then forget... so here is one for today

scene: in the living room, mom is talking about how many clothes she needs to hem before wednesday. Dad realizes he has 2 pair that could use hemming too so he goes to get them.

me and mom (at the same time): Why do your pants need to be hemmed if they are fishing pants?

Dad: Cause you don't want to insult the fish by looking like shit!


WHAT?